Reblog if you’re okay with me spilling my heart out into your ask box and you won’t judge me.
(Source: eveningst4r, via withallthebuildingscrashingdown)
My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust”……. Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.
LMAO
ahaa ^ exactly how my face was … i mean less neck movement but hay *shrugs*
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